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Australian Jumping Spider Filmed in Two Distinct Sleep Stages, and Will Not Answer When Woken in the Second

Portia fimbriata hangs upside down in a small web at night. Researchers recorded leg curls, eye movements and twitching, then tried a loud noise.

Editorial cartoon illustration: A small spider hangs upside down from a single thread inside a tiny web in a darkened laboratory, its legs curled inwards. Two researchers crouch at a bench a short distance away: one holds a large brass handbell in both hands and keeps perfectly still, the other simply watches the web. A camera on a tripod is pointed at the thread.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

A jumping spider from northern Australia has been filmed moving through two distinct stages of sleep, in work published on Tuesday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The study was reported by ABC News.

The animal is Portia fimbriata, the fringed jumping spider, which grows to about 10 millimetres. The researchers describe it as a dream species for studying sleep: it is active by day, it relies heavily on vision, and at night it hangs upside down in a small web of its own making. "She is diurnal, highly visual and famously clever," said Nadja Geiger, a co-author of the study.

The paper is co-authored by Geiger and Daniela Roessler, a behavioural ecologist at the University of Bonn, and follows the team's earlier work in the same journal suggesting an REM-like state in jumping spiders.

The method was observational. Spiders were recorded through the night and the footage was analysed to identify stages.

The first stage the team describes is quiescent. The spiders groomed themselves and then drooped slowly as the night went on.

The second followed. In it the researchers recorded leg curls, eye movements and twitching of the forelimbs. "Spiders have distinct sleep stages," Roessler said.

The team then tested whether the states were really sleep. A loud noise was used to try to rouse spiders in three conditions: after more than fifteen minutes of stillness in the quiescent stage, during the signs of the REM-like stage, and while visibly awake. The animals took longer to react in both sleep states, much as people do when woken from a nap, and the effect was strongest in the REM-like phase. "Responses were significantly delayed, and some spiders did not respond at all," Geiger said.

Thomas White, an entomologist at the University of Sydney who was not involved in the research, called it far and away the most complete behavioural case for sleep in any arachnid.

The comparison carries a caveat the authors are careful about. REM-like is an analogy drawn across lineages that diverged roughly 500 million years ago, and the study does not claim that the underlying neural machinery is the same. The team now plans fieldwork in northern Queensland and Western Australia to look at how artificial light and habitat disturbance affect spider sleep.

It is worth being precise about what the behavioural case consists of. The spider is not classified as asleep because of anything measured inside her. She is classified as asleep because she is slower to answer. That is the test, applied with a loud noise across half a billion years of evolutionary distance, and it works.

The strongest form of the evidence is the version in which nothing happens. Some spiders did not respond at all, and this is reported, correctly, as the deepest state observed. On that criterion the soundest sleep science can document is formally indistinguishable from a refusal.

Our analysts note that the standard is portable. Any organism that takes longer than usual to react to a sudden noise, and occasionally does not react, may be described as being in an REM-like state. The Department of Unnecessary Research has applied the protocol to this newspaper and found the entire features desk to be in stage two until eleven o'clock.

The protocol also rewards a particular strategy. Under the published criteria, an animal cannot demonstrate deep sleep by doing something; it can only demonstrate it by doing less. The ideal subject, scientifically speaking, is one that never answers anything.

In the record as it now stands, the best evidence that a spider is dreaming is that she will not come to the door.

HOW QUICKLY THE SPIDER ANSWERSQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
100Awake
55Quiescent stage
25REM-like stage
Illustrative newsroom graphic. The study reports that spiders responded more slowly in both sleep stages and most slowly during the REM-like stage, with some not responding at all; no response times were published, so these values are for display only.
THE BORING FACT

Researchers filming the fringed jumping spider Portia fimbriata overnight have identified two distinct sleep stages, including an REM-like phase with eye movements, leg curls and twitching, in a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Spiders woken with a loud noise during that phase responded significantly more slowly, and some did not respond at all.

Source: ABC News
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because the case for spider sleep rests on how slowly the animal answers a loud noise, and the strongest version of that evidence is an animal that does not answer at all, the deepest sleep science can record is formally indistinguishable from refusing to respond.

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Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

Response latency is one of several standard behavioural criteria for sleep, used alongside posture, timing and recurring stages, never on its own. A single non-response proves nothing; the finding rests on regularly recurring bouts and consistent delays measured across the whole night.

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