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Austrian Rider Drops 3.80 Metres Onto a Small Cardboard Box and Receives a World Record for Hitting It

Guinness World Records has ratified Mario Neurauter's drop at Sölden as the highest vertical drop on a bicycle onto a target. The target did not survive the attempt.

Editorial cartoon illustration: A mountain biker in a full-face helmet and knee pads hangs in mid-air a few metres below a wooden platform built on an Alpine hillside, with pine trees and a ski lift behind him. Three officials in matching polo shirts kneel on the grass at the landing point, crowded around a single small red cardboard box. One of them measures the air above the box with a long plain surveyor's pole while another cups both hands protectively around it.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

An Austrian mountain biker has been granted a Guinness World Record for riding off a platform 3.80 metres above the ground and landing his back tyre on a small cardboard box.

Mario Neurauter's drop has been ratified as the highest vertical drop on a bicycle onto a target (male). Guinness World Records lists the mark as 3.80 metres, or 12.46 ft, achieved at Sölden in Tirol, Austria, on 13 September 2025.

The target was a small red cardboard box. Neurauter rode off the elevated platform, came down on it with his back tyre, and crushed it.

"I wasn't scared, but I knew that hitting the box would be tricky," he told Guinness World Records.

The attempt was made at the Bike Republic Sölden Festival. Over the same weekend Neurauter also attempted the records for the highest vertical drop on a bicycle, without a target, and the highest 360 vertical drop on a bicycle onto a target. Guinness is still reviewing the evidence from both.

The ratification was reported by Ben Hooper for UPI on Thursday, rather more than a year after the drop itself.

The record covers two things, and only one of them is measured. The height is 3.80 metres, certified to the centimetre and converted to 12.46 ft for readers who prefer their precision imperial.

The other half of the discipline is the box. The box is what makes the drop a drop onto a target rather than merely a drop, and Guinness maintains a separate category for each, which establishes the box as the variable under test.

The box's dimensions are not recorded. Its position is not recorded. Its material is recorded as cardboard. What is recorded is that it was small, that it was red, and that it is no longer a box.

Our analysts at the Department of Unnecessary Research observe that this makes the target both the instrument of measurement and the thing consumed by the measurement, a condition the sciences generally try to avoid. The evidence that the box was hit is that the box was flattened. The evidence that the box was flattened is the box.

Two further attempts from the same weekend remain under review more than a year later. This newspaper assumes the hold-up is not the height.

The drop is certified to two decimal places in two systems of units. The box is unavailable for inspection.

SÖLDEN WEEKEND, BY VERDICTQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
33Ratified (1 of 3)
67Under review (2 of 3)
Real counts shown as shares: of the three Guinness World Records attempts Mario Neurauter made at Sölden, one has been ratified and the evidence from two is still under review.
THE BORING FACT

Guinness World Records has ratified Austrian mountain biker Mario Neurauter's 3.80-metre drop, or 12.46 ft, as the highest vertical drop on a bicycle onto a target (male), set at Sölden in Tirol, Austria, on 13 September 2025. He landed his back tyre on a small red cardboard box and crushed it.

Source: UPI
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because the target is both the instrument that defines the record and the object destroyed in setting it, the only evidence that the box was hit is a box that no longer exists, while the height is certified to the centimetre.

REALITY CHECK · MISPLACED PRECISION

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

Guinness ratification rests on filmed and witnessed evidence of the attempt, not on the surviving target, and measuring the height precisely while describing the target loosely is ordinary practice, not a gap in the record.

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