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Canal+ and LaLiga Sign an Anti-Piracy Pact Covering Nearly 50 Countries, a Number Nobody Has Finished Counting

The partnership spans Europe, sub-Saharan Africa and Haiti. Every other figure in the announcement is given exactly.

Editorial cartoon illustration: Two groups of executives in dark suits shake hands across a long polished table in a modern boardroom with a wall of windows behind them, a football sitting on the table between them. At the far end of the table, one junior colleague stands alone beside a large freestanding globe, both hands on it, leaning in very close to examine a single small island in the Caribbean.
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Canal+ and LaLiga have signed an anti-piracy agreement covering nearly 50 countries, in what the two organisations describe as a partnership of unprecedented scale against illegal streaming of Spanish football.

The alliance spans Europe, sub-Saharan Africa and Haiti, the markets in which Canal+ distributes LaLiga content. The two will share intelligence, coordinate enforcement strategies, combine their anti-piracy technology and pursue joint investigations and lobbying.

"Piracy is one of the greatest challenges facing the future of sports, one that no organisation can tackle this problem alone," said LaLiga president Javier Tebas, who spoke of protecting "the value of our competitions".

Canal+ chief executive Maxime Saada said: "The unprecedented scale of this partnership reflects the strategic importance CANAL+ attaches to the fight against content piracy."

The financial case is set out in some detail. LaLiga's audiovisual revenue fell 5.2% to 1.43 billion euros in 2024/25, while commercial revenue rose to 1.58 billion euros and overtook it as the clubs' primary income source. Canal+ estimates that piracy wipes out about 1.5 billion euros of value in France each year, and costs the French state several hundred million euros in annual tax revenue.

Neither side is new to enforcement. Earlier in 2026 LaLiga secured court orders requiring NordVPN and ProtonVPN to assist in blocking IP addresses linked to illegal streams in Spain.

The figure to hold on to is the one in the announcement itself: nearly 50 countries.

Every other number here is exact. Audiovisual revenue fell 5.2%, to 1.43 billion euros. Commercial revenue reached 1.58 billion. France loses an estimated 1.5 billion a year and the state a few hundred million in tax. The jurisdiction, alone, is approximate.

This is an unusual position for an enforcement body to occupy. The agreement covers a territory that has not been enumerated, which means that somewhere along its edge there is a country the partnership is not certain it is operating in.

The composition is also worth noting: Europe, sub-Saharan Africa, and Haiti. Two of those are regions containing dozens of sovereign states. The third is one island. A treaty that requires a named exception has stopped describing an area and started reading out a list, and a list is the one thing that can always be counted.

It has not been counted. The Department of Unnecessary Research has offered to do so at no charge, and awaits instructions on the treatment of the fraction. Until then, Spanish football is protected across approximately fifty sovereign jurisdictions, which is approximately the same as fifty, and exactly the same as not knowing.

LALIGA CLUB INCOME, 2024/25QUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
90Audiovisual, 1.43bn euros
100Commercial, 1.58bn euros
Real figures, shown as a share of the larger: audiovisual revenue fell 5.2% to 1.43 billion euros while commercial revenue rose to 1.58 billion euros and became the clubs' main income source.
THE BORING FACT

Canal+ and LaLiga have signed an anti-piracy agreement covering nearly 50 countries across Europe, sub-Saharan Africa and Haiti, sharing intelligence and coordinating enforcement against illegal streams. LaLiga's audiovisual revenue fell 5.2% to 1.43 billion euros in 2024/25.

Source: Inside World Football
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because the partnership states its revenues to two decimal places but describes its territory as 'nearly 50 countries', its enforcement extends over a jurisdiction that has never been counted and therefore cannot be identified at its edges.

REALITY CHECK · APPROXIMATION FALLACY

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

'Nearly 50' is a rounded summary of a defined list of markets, not an admission that nobody knows which countries are covered; the contract names them. Precision in one figure implies nothing about vagueness in another.

THE BS DETECTOR

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