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WEATHER · SATIRE · ACCOUNTING FALLACY

Fort Lauderdale Has Its Wettest September on Record and Settles a Summer Debt of 11.33 Inches With a Week to Spare

20.75 inches had fallen at the airport by 23 September, against a normal of 8.61. The summer before it was the eighth driest since 1913.

Editorial cartoon illustration: A man in a business suit stands ankle-deep in warm rainwater at the kerb of a Fort Lauderdale street lined with palm trees, holding a furled umbrella and watching the downpour with mild interest. Beside him a woman in a raincoat holds out a small tin cup to catch the rain, wearing an expression of grim satisfaction. Cars move slowly through the puddles behind them.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

Fort Lauderdale has recorded its wettest September since records began, with 20.75 inches of rain measured at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport by 23 September.

The previous record was 18.40 inches, set in September 1998. Records at the airport run back to 1913.

Normal rainfall for the whole of September is 8.61 inches. The month passed that figure, and then passed it again, with a week still to run.

The National Weather Service attributed the total to “multiple weather disturbances that repeatedly carried deep tropical moisture across the region”, producing frequent thunderstorms and heavy downpours across Broward County and northern Miami-Dade County.

The figures are preliminary.

The rain did not fall evenly. Some locations in northern Broward and Miami-Dade recorded more than nine inches in the space of a few days, and by 23 September the month was already running at more than twice what the whole of September normally brings.

What makes the month remarkable is what preceded it. Summer 2026 in Fort Lauderdale was the eighth driest since 1913, with 11.52 inches of rain, some 11.33 inches below normal.

It was also the hottest summer on record at the station, at an average temperature of 85.3F.

The station’s 113-year record therefore now holds two entries from 2026 within three months of each other: one of its driest summers, and its wettest September.

Those two halves of the record belong together, and they add up more neatly than anybody has so far acknowledged.

The summer was 11.33 inches short. September has so far delivered 12.14 inches above its own normal. The debt has been settled in full, inside one month, with 0.81 inches over.

This newspaper does not regard the summer as dry. We regard it as unpaid.

The distinction matters for the record books. A drought implies rain that never existed. What South Florida experienced was rain in arrears: the water was always going to arrive, and it simply arrived in the wrong ledger period, which is a matter for the calendar rather than the climate.

The Department of Unnecessary Research notes that settlement was made early. The balance fell due at the end of the wet season and was cleared by 23 September, with a week in hand and a modest overpayment that will presumably be carried forward.

There is a further implication our analysts are obliged to record. If a dry season is an unpaid balance rather than an absence, no rainfall deficit anywhere is a loss. It is a receivable, ageing quietly, and the National Weather Service has been keeping the ledger since 1913.

On this reading the eighth-driest summer since 1913 and the wettest September since 1913 are not two records at all. They are one transaction, entered twice, in the manner of all honest bookkeeping.

Fort Lauderdale did not lose 11.33 inches of rain this summer. It was in arrears.

SEPTEMBER RAIN AT THE AIRPORTQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
41Normal
891998 record
1002026 so far
Scaled to the 2026 total for display. Normal September rainfall is 8.61 inches; the previous record was 18.40 inches in 1998; 20.75 inches had fallen by 23 September 2026, preliminary.
THE BORING FACT

Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport recorded 20.75 inches of rain by 23 September 2026, its wettest September since records began in 1913, beating the previous record of 18.40 inches set in 1998 and more than double the normal 8.61 inches. Summer 2026 at the same station was the eighth driest since 1913, with 11.52 inches, 11.33 inches below normal, and the hottest on record at an average 85.3F.

Source: NewsRadio WFLA
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because September's 12.14-inch surplus exceeds the summer's 11.33-inch deficit, the dry season was not a shortfall at all but an outstanding balance, settled in full by 23 September with 0.81 inches of overpayment.

REALITY CHECK · ACCOUNTING FALLACY

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

Rainfall is not a debt. A dry season and a wet month are separate events driven by different patterns, and the same quantity of water delivered in three weeks rather than three months has entirely different effects on soil, reservoirs and drainage. The arithmetic works; the metaphor does not.

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