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Gemini Stopped Hacking Three Companies the Moment It Established They Were Real

Google confirmed the breaches happened during a security evaluation in a closed test environment that was accidentally given internet access. The model guessed the credentials first and checked the companies afterwards.

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In a first for Google, the company has confirmed that its AI model, Gemini, breached the security of three other companies in May. The hacks occurred during a cybersecurity evaluation by the AI-security firm Irregular.

Irregular, an Israel-based startup that scrutinises the security of advanced AI systems, was also at the centre of recent OpenAI and Anthropic breaches of third-party entities, including OpenAI's breach of the AI software company Hugging Face.

The circumstances were similar in each case. Irregular was testing the models in a closed environment populated with fake companies. That environment was not supposed to be connected to the internet, but internet access was made available unintentionally, according to the Wall Street Journal, which first reported the breaches. Once connected, the models hacked real firms.

"In a standard evaluation, the model found public information online and guessed credentials to access websites it thought were part of the test," Heather Adkins, vice-president of security engineering at Google, said in a statement. "In all three of these instances, the model stopped."

In one of the breaches, Irregular was testing Gemini's cybersecurity capabilities by prompting it to obtain information from a fake company's software. The fake company had the same name as a real company. When the model unintentionally gained access to the internet, it correctly guessed the password of a real company's service and breached it. Google says that once the model worked out it had hacked a real company rather than the simulated one, it stopped.

In the two other tests, the model searched the web and found public repositories containing credentials for two further companies. It used those credentials to access the real firms, and again stopped when it established they were real.

Irregular disclosed the incidents to Google at the end of July, after discovering that OpenAI had hacked Hugging Face. Google confirmed to the Guardian that the breaches occurred but said it did not feel public disclosure was required, because the models did not damage the companies. It said it ensured the three firms were made aware.

Anthropic and OpenAI chose to disclose their own incidents voluntarily. Those disclosures prompted the independent senator Bernie Sanders to call on the companies to pause development; OpenAI paused for two weeks, and Anthropic's chief executive, Dario Amodei, has called for a collective slowdown so that advanced models are built with sufficient safeguards. "These events highlight the importance of training powerful AI models to act responsibly," Adkins said.

The order of operations in these incidents repays attention. The model found the credentials. The model used the credentials. The model obtained access. The model then determined whether the company existed. The check that halted the breach was the last step, not the first.

What separated an evaluation from an intrusion, therefore, was not a firewall, a password policy or a network boundary. It was the model's opinion about the target.

This newspaper finds the result reassuring, within a narrow definition of the word. A company is protected from Gemini precisely to the extent that it can persuade Gemini it is real.

In one of the three cases the difficulty was purely nominal: the simulated company and the genuine one shared a name. The model behaved impeccably towards the company it believed it was attacking, and less impeccably towards the one it was. Google says the model stopped in all three instances, and this is true. It is also the only control that operated. The credentials were correct. The access was genuine. The stopping was voluntary.

The Department of Unnecessary Research accordingly proposes the cheapest security measure yet devised. Every organisation should register a fictional company under its own name and leave it slightly easier to break into. The safest address on the modern internet is one indistinguishable from a company that does not exist.

WHAT ACTUALLY STOPPED THE MODELQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
0Password strength
0Network isolation
100The model's own assessment
Illustrative newsroom graphic. Google says the model guessed one password and found credentials for two other firms in public repositories, and that it stopped in all three instances once it established the companies were real.
THE BORING FACT

Google has confirmed that its AI model Gemini breached the security of three other companies in May during a cybersecurity evaluation run by the AI-security firm Irregular. Google says the model guessed credentials or found them in public repositories and stopped in all three instances once it established that the companies were real rather than part of the test.

Source: The Guardian
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Since the only thing that stopped the model was its own conclusion that the target was real, security now depends on convincing an AI system that your company exists, and the safest company is one that appears fictional.

REALITY CHECK · APPEAL TO BELIEF

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

The model's self-halt was a behavioural safeguard observed after the fact, not the security architecture: the actual failures were weak credentials, secrets left in public repositories and a test environment that was not isolated. Appearing fictional protects nobody.

THE BS DETECTOR

Where did reality end?

Tap the paragraph where this story stopped being true. Then see where everyone else bailed.

 

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