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Giant Tuna Draw Anglers Across Australia to a Victorian Town, Where Fisheries Officers Report It Is Busier Than Easter

A 231-kilogram fish landed off Lakes Entrance set a club record. Scientists have not yet established what species the fish are.

Editorial cartoon illustration: On a sunlit Australian wharf, five anglers in caps and shorts stand around an enormous tuna laid out on the timber boards, looking down at it. A gravel car park behind them is packed with boat trailers, and a queue of people waits outside a small takeaway shop. A government scientist in a wide-brimmed hat kneels at the fish's tail, holding a long cotton swab and taking a careful sample.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

Anglers from across Australia are travelling to Lakes Entrance, a small tourist town in Victoria's east about 300 kilometres from Melbourne, to fish for giant tuna, some of them weighing more than 200 kilograms.

The largest so far, at 231 kilograms, was caught on Sunday by five fishers calling themselves the A Team. The Gippsland Lakes Fishing Club said the catch was a club record.

Ricky Grech, who owns Lakes Charter Fishing, was among the first to land one of the giant tuna last month, at 154 kilograms. Catches since have varied from 140 to 190 kilograms, with individual fish of 204 and 217 kilograms also recorded.

“It's something that I don't think we've really seen so big and phenomenal in Lakes Entrance,” Mr Grech said.

The influx has filled car parks with boat trailers and put accommodation in demand, with visitors arriving from Sydney, Queensland, Adelaide and Western Australia. “It was unbelievable. [People were] going out for dinner, pizza shops getting booked … Airbnbs and tackle shops being called,” Mr Grech said.

He also relayed the official assessment of the crowd. “I spoke to one of the fisheries officers and he says it's busier than Easter,” he said.

Dr Taylor Hunt, manager of recreational fisheries at the Victorian Fisheries Authority, described the town as a hub for anglers chasing the fish. “It's a buzz for the fishing community,” he said. “It's hard to get a car park; there are so many boat trailers there.”

What the fish actually are has not been settled. This month the CSIRO confirmed that two tuna caught off Western Port Bay in July were Pacific bluefin, the first genetically confirmed fish of the species in Victorian waters. “I'm extremely confident in these results following a secondary forensic-grade sequencing analysis further confirming our initial quick species ID test,” said the CSIRO principal research scientist Dr Peter Grewe.

Researchers are now working to establish whether the much larger fish off Lakes Entrance are Pacific bluefin as well. Dr Grewe said the episode showed the value of information shared by recreational fishers: “Information from people out on the water every day is invaluable to scientists.”

The fisheries officer's remark is the measurement that matters here, and it deserves to be entered into the record properly. The town is busier than Easter.

The Questionable Times notes that Easter is a fixed point in the Australian tourism calendar, set years in advance by astronomy and arithmetic, and that it is the benchmark against which a coastal town's busiest weekend is judged.

On that benchmark the tuna have outperformed a public holiday. Car parks are full, accommodation is taken, the pizza shops are booked and the tackle shops are ringing, which is the complete signature of a long weekend occurring without one.

Our analysts therefore record the event in the only unit the fisheries service has supplied. One run of tuna is worth slightly more than one Easter.

The Department of Unnecessary Research observes that this leaves the tourism calendar with a new kind of entry. Easter is movable but calculable. The tuna are neither.

One detail remains outstanding. The club record now stands at 231 kilograms, held by a fish whose species has not yet been established, which makes it the largest recorded example of something.

TUNA LANDED OFF LAKES ENTRANCEQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
67First catch
82Range since (upper)
100Largest
Normalised 0-100 for display: a first fish of 154kg, later catches ranging up to 190kg, and a record 231kg landed on Sunday.
THE BORING FACT

Anglers are travelling from across Australia to Lakes Entrance in Victoria's east to catch tuna weighing more than 200 kilograms, the largest a 231-kilogram fish landed on Sunday and recorded as a Gippsland Lakes Fishing Club record. The CSIRO has confirmed Pacific bluefin in Victorian waters for the first time and researchers are working out whether the Lakes Entrance fish are the same species.

Source: ABC News
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because a fisheries officer measured the crowd against Easter and the tuna run came out ahead, the run is now a public holiday by measurement, and the record it has produced is held by a fish of undetermined species.

REALITY CHECK · UNIT SUBSTITUTION

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

“Busier than Easter” is a working comparison between two crowds, not a unit of anything, and a club record is a record of weight, which does not depend on the species question the CSIRO is still resolving.

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