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Golf Club Spends $30,000 Narrowing Its Water Pipe, and the Charge It Was Escaping Is Then Cut to Under $1,000

Mowbray Golf Club cut out a 100mm connection after its annual bill doubled to about $40,000. Three months later TasWater decided to bill 100mm connections as if they were 20mm.

Editorial cartoon illustration: Two golf club officials in polo shirts stand in a narrow trench cut across a fairway beside a freshly fitted thin water pipe, one of them holding up the wide old pipe that has just been cut out of the ground. A utility worker in overalls stands on the grass above them with his hands in his pockets. Behind them, members putt on a green that is visibly brown and dry.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

A Tasmanian golf club that spent about $30,000 making its water connection smaller has been told that the charge it was trying to escape has been cut to less than a twentieth of its previous level.

From 1 July, TasWater changed the basis of its fixed sewerage charge. Instead of billing according to sewerage usage, it began billing according to the size of a customer's water pipe connection.

Mowbray Golf Club, in Launceston, had a 100mm connection, which it drew on only during droughts. Under the new structure that pipe attracted the top charge, and the club's annual water bill went from about $20,000 to about $40,000.

The club responded by changing the pipe. It paid an estimated $30,000 to sever the 100mm connection and connect instead to a 50mm one, and raised member fees by 10 per cent to help fund the work.

On 2 October, TasWater reversed the policy. Fixed sewerage charges have been cut from $20,000 to under $1,000. Connections of 100mm are now to be billed as though they were 20mm. Customers who have paid bills since 1 July have been offered refunds.

"Everyone's standing here going, why did we spend all this money?" said Hayden Roberts, the club's general manager. "I think it's only reasonable at this point that TasWater remediates these situations, whether it be credit or an outright refund," he said. The utility has said it understands the impact on customers, that it needs to own that and learn from it.

The reversal is expected to cost TasWater between $7 million and $14 million.

The club's position is now unusual. It owns a 50mm pipe, bought at its own expense, under a billing regime in which the pipe it used to have would be charged as though it were a fifth of its width.

The Questionable Times has examined the transaction and finds it sound. The club spent about $30,000 to secure a reduction that then arrived free of charge, which means the money bought the reduction three months early. Priced as a bridging facility, that is a rate no bank in Tasmania could have matched.

The members funded it with a 10 per cent increase in fees, so the cost has been spread across the membership as a permanent subscription to a tariff that no longer exists.

The physical outcome is the durable part. Refunds can be credited and charges can be rewritten, but a severed 100mm connection stays severed. The club has converted a billing problem into a plumbing arrangement, and only one of those can be reversed by a utility board.

Our analysts note the symmetry of the two responses. The club spent $30,000 adapting to the new charge. The utility expects to spend between $7 million and $14 million withdrawing it. Between them they have returned the club's water bill to approximately where it started, at a combined cost of up to $14.03 million.

The Department of Unnecessary Research has asked TasWater for one clarification. If a 100mm connection is now billed as a 20mm connection, it would like to know what is billed as a 100mm connection, and whether anything is.

MOWBRAY'S WATER BILLQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
50Before 1 July
100From 1 July
2After reversal
Normalised 0-100 for display. Real figures: about $20,000 a year before 1 July, about $40,000 from 1 July, and a fixed sewerage charge of under $1,000 after the reversal.
THE BORING FACT

Mowbray Golf Club in Launceston spent an estimated $30,000 severing its 100mm water connection and replacing it with a 50mm one, after TasWater began charging by connection size on 1 July and the club's annual bill rose from about $20,000 to about $40,000. On 2 October TasWater reversed the policy, cutting fixed sewerage charges from $20,000 to under $1,000 and reclassifying 100mm connections as 20mm for billing, with refunds offered on bills paid since 1 July.

Source: ABC News
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Priced as a bridging facility, the club's $30,000 bought a reduction three months before it arrived free, and between the club and the utility the bill has been returned to roughly where it started at a combined cost of up to $14.03 million.

REALITY CHECK · SUNK-COST REASONING

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

The club's spending and the utility's reversal are not two halves of one transaction: the $7m to $14m figure is the cost of withdrawing a charge across every affected customer, not of refunding one golf club. Adding the two together produces a number that describes nothing.

THE BS DETECTOR

Where did reality end?

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