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House of Lords Makes Ties Optional and Leaves 'Business Attire' Undefined, Putting Compliance Beyond Reach of Failure

Peers approved an updated rule book on Wednesday requiring business attire when debating or voting, with the necktie now a matter of personal judgement. The only precise dress requirement left in the chamber concerns bishops.

Editorial cartoon illustration: Inside a grand red-benched debating chamber, a dozen older men and women in dark suits sit listening, none of them wearing neckties. One member stands to speak, dressed like the rest, except for an enormous billowing silk cravat at his throat that reaches almost to his waist. A clerk in a wig sits at a low table below the benches, looking straight ahead.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

Men are no longer required to wear a tie in the House of Lords. Under a rule change enacted this week, peers are instead expected to opt for "business attire".

An updated rule book, approved by peers on Wednesday, states that members should wear business attire when debating or voting, but can decide for themselves whether to wear a necktie. The guideline was proposed in a report by the Lords procedure and privileges committee, and is expected to appear in the Companion to Standing Orders, the official guide to procedures and practices in the upper chamber, later this year.

Lord Ponsonby of Shulbrede, the senior deputy Speaker, who chaired the committee, said: "It's for each individual member to dress appropriately."

The Companion does not currently feature a dress code for most members of the House. The exception is the bench of bishops, who are expected to "wear robes of rochet and chimere in the Chamber, except if sitting on the steps of the Throne".

Not every peer intends to take up the new freedom, and several said they had no intention of dressing down. Lord Davies of Brixton, a Labour peer, told the Telegraph that he was not opposed to the change "because the term 'business attire' is meaningless", adding: "In truth, the only people now wearing ties for business purposes are estate agents and funeral directors. The tie is disappearing."

Outside the chamber, the writer and style commentator Peter York took the traditional side, saying the relaxed code will "end in tears". "Lords are not famous for being well-dressed at the best of times. If they can go without ties, they can also wear plimsolls and stuff like that. They will look silly," he said.

On Savile Row the view was more relaxed. "The House of Lords should be a mirror of society. What better way of doing it than reflecting current trends?" said James Sleater, the owner of the tailor Norton & Sons, who noted a decline in neckwear in offices since the pandemic.

The same committee also recommended a change to the House's speaking guidelines, which currently specify that peers should not read speeches during debates, on the grounds that doing so is "alien to the custom" of the House.

It is worth setting out exactly what the new rule asks of a member. It asks for business attire. It does not say what business attire is. The senior deputy Speaker has confirmed that each member decides what is appropriate. A peer is therefore compliant when dressed in the manner that peer has judged appropriate.

This newspaper regards it as the most robust dress code in the Palace of Westminster, on the simple ground that it cannot be breached. Whatever a member wears is, by the terms of the rule, what that member judged suitable, and the rule asks for nothing further.

The enforcement figures follow from this. Under the old requirement, a peer could arrive without a tie and be wrong. Under the new one, arriving without a tie is a finding rather than a failure. Observed compliance should settle at total and remain there, whatever happens in the chamber.

The Companion will accordingly record, later this year, a standard that one peer has already described as meaningless and that is satisfied by the act of getting dressed. The only garment still specified with precision in the upper house is the rochet and chimere, worn by bishops in the Chamber, except on the steps of the Throne, which leaves it as the sole dress requirement in the building capable of being broken.

The Department of Unnecessary Research has one question for the procedure and privileges committee. A bishop sitting on the steps of the Throne is outside the only exact rule the House retains. For the purposes of the book, is that bishop dressed?

DRESS RULES IN THE UPPER CHAMBER THAT CAN BE BROKENQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
100The old tie requirement
0The new business attire rule
100Bishops' rochet and chimere
Illustrative newsroom graphic. Only the requirement on sitting bishops is stated precisely in the Companion; business attire is left to each member's judgement.
THE BORING FACT

The House of Lords has changed its rules so that men are no longer required to wear a tie in the chamber. An updated rule book approved by peers states that members are expected to wear "business attire" when debating or voting, but can decide whether to wear a necktie.

Source: The Guardian
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because members must wear business attire and each member decides what business attire is, the rule is satisfied by whatever is worn, making it the only dress code in Parliament with a guaranteed compliance rate.

REALITY CHECK · TAUTOLOGY

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

A standard that relies on individual judgement is not the same as no standard: convention, peer pressure and the Speaker's authority still apply. Treating 'dress appropriately' as self-fulfilling ignores that appropriateness is judged by the House, not only by the wearer.

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