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Kipchoge Takes the Melbourne Marathon Record by Two Seconds, Having Given Several of Them to the Crowd

The two-time Olympic champion won at the MCG in 2:09:10, two seconds inside the previous race best. He slowed on the final half-lap to wave.

Editorial cartoon illustration: A lone marathon runner in a singlet and shorts crosses the grass inside a vast oval cricket stadium, one arm raised in a wave towards the packed stands. Two officials in polo shirts wait at the finish line, and one of them is crouching low with a large stopwatch held out at arm's length towards the runner's feet. Spectators lean over the boundary fence with their arms outstretched.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

Eliud Kipchoge won the Melbourne Marathon on Sunday morning in 2 hours 9 minutes and 10 seconds, two seconds inside the previous race record.

Kenya's two-time Olympic champion and former world record holder broke away from the field inside the last 10 kilometres of the 42.2km course and finished alone in front of several thousand spectators at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.

Thomas Do Canto was second in 2:10:35 and his fellow Australian Reece Edwards third in 2:15:57. In the women's race New Zealand's Camille French was first to the tape in 2:28:25, 23 seconds ahead of Australia's Sinead Diver, with Ireland's Nichola Sheridan a further 24 seconds back in third.

The course took runners down St Kilda Road, past Flinders Street Station and around Albert Park Lake before finishing inside the MCG, which also staged the start and finish of the Olympic marathon in 1956.

Kipchoge, who is 41, said the anniversary was part of the appeal. "So I come here to celebrate the 70 years and tell the people of Melbourne, 'Let us run together here at the MCG' so it was a beautiful time for me, happy to enter this stadium," he said afterwards.

It was his first Melbourne Marathon and only his second visit to Australia, and his first marathon win since 2023. The race forms part of a world tour on which he intends to run a marathon on all seven continents, including Antarctica.

He looked at the finish, in the ABC and AAP account of the race, as though he had been out for an easy training run, and spent several minutes with spectators along the MCG boundary line.

One detail from that finish is worth recording precisely. He would have come home a few seconds quicker, the report noted, had he not been waving to the crowd on the half-lap inside the stadium.

Those two figures cannot be left side by side without comment. The margin of the record is two seconds. The time handed to the crowd is a few. On the only arithmetic available, the greeting cost more than the record was won by.

The record therefore does not belong to the whole run. It belongs to the portion of the run that was not spent waving, and was set by a man who, at the decisive moment, was doing something else.

This newspaper regards the consequence as settled. The Melbourne Marathon record is now a function of crowd size, and the half-lap inside the MCG is the only stretch of the course on which hospitality is timed.

Our analysts have identified the remaining difficulty. If a few seconds of waving sit inside a two-second margin, the previous record holder was beaten by a man who had already stopped racing, and the new mark is the slowest fast time in the event's history.

The Department of Unnecessary Research has written to the organisers for a ruling. No governing body currently recognises a record set at a wave.

THE MARGINS AT THE MCGQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
2Inside the race record
85Ahead of the runner-up
Seconds. Kipchoge went two seconds inside the previous race record and finished 85 seconds ahead of Thomas Do Canto.
THE BORING FACT

Eliud Kipchoge won the Melbourne Marathon on Sunday in 2 hours 9 minutes 10 seconds, two seconds inside the previous race record, after breaking clear inside the last 10 kilometres. The ABC reported he would have finished a few seconds quicker but was waving to the crowd on the half-lap inside the MCG.

Source: ABC News
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because the record margin was two seconds and the waving on the final half-lap cost a few, the record was set in the part of the race Kipchoge had stopped running properly, which makes the Melbourne mark a function of crowd size.

REALITY CHECK · COUNTERFACTUAL ARITHMETIC

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

An estimate that a runner would have been 'a few seconds quicker' is a reporter's judgement about a hypothetical finish, not a measurement to be subtracted from a timed result. The official time is 2:09:10 either way.

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