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Los Angeles May Record Its Highest Tide in 102 Years, With Effects Confined to Walkways and Car Parks

A coastal flood advisory runs from Sunday morning to Thursday afternoon at Los Angeles and Orange County beaches. The record it may retire was set at San Pedro on 10 January 2005.

A coastal flood advisory came into effect at 5am on Sunday at Southland beaches, with forecasters warning of possible record high tides.

High tides of between 7.5 and 8 feet are expected during the morning hours from Sunday through Thursday over all coastal areas, according to the National Weather Service.

Forecasters said Monday through Wednesday's tides could challenge the current record of 7.93 feet, set in San Pedro on 10 January 2005. Records go back to 1924.

The advisory runs from 5am Sunday to 1pm Thursday and applies to Los Angeles and Orange County beaches. The weather service said there was a moderate rip current risk during the advisory period.

The service also set out what it expects to happen. "Minor coastal flooding is likely purely based on the high tides. While these tides might be the highest of all-time, similar extreme tides in the past tell us that coastal communities should expect shallow flooding of harbor walkways, beach parking lots and bike paths," it said.

Warmer weather is expected to prevail in the Southland early this week, with daytime highs mostly in the mid- to upper 70s. Cooler conditions follow by midweek, with a growing potential for a significant storm system towards the end of the week.

"The pattern will start to change around Thursday, with onshore flow returning, temperatures dropping, and low pressure forming over the West Coast. This will open the storm window over California, with a growing chance of a significant storm impacting the local area as early as Friday but more so for the weekend," the weather service said.

Forecasters said there is a 90 per cent chance of rain at some point in the 30 October to 2 November window, with Halloween activities likely to be affected.

The sentence worth rereading is the one describing the outcome. These tides might be the highest of all time, and on the evidence of similar extreme tides in the past, coastal communities should expect shallow flooding of harbour walkways, beach parking lots and bike paths.

The record is therefore being contested in a category whose prize is a wet car park. A 102-year high-water mark would have to exceed 7.93 feet, and would then do, within an inch or two, exactly what 7.93 feet did in 2005.

The structure of the advisory gives the rest of it away. It runs for four and a half days and names the mornings on which the record may fall, which makes this the rarest class of record: one with a published timetable, available in advance to anyone who can read a tide table.

San Pedro's mark has stood for 21 years and may be retired on a Tuesday morning, between 5am and the end of the advisory, by a sea that has been scheduled to do it. The Department of Unnecessary Research notes that nothing at the harbour will distinguish the all-time record from the previous one, and has asked the weather service whether a record whose effects are indistinguishable from its predecessor's can be said to have been broken.

The question will not hold up the water. Some time this week the Pacific will stand higher against the Los Angeles shoreline than it has at any point in 102 years of measurement, and the bike path will be shut for the morning.

TIDE HEIGHTS, FEETQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
792005 record, 7.93
75Forecast low, 7.5
80Forecast high, 8.0
Tide heights in feet multiplied by ten: the San Pedro record of 7.93 feet and the 7.5 to 8 feet forecast from Sunday to Thursday.
THE BORING FACT

The National Weather Service has warned that high tides of between 7.5 and 8 feet from Sunday to Thursday could challenge the Los Angeles County record of 7.93 feet set at San Pedro on 10 January 2005, in records that go back to 1924, and expects the result to be shallow flooding of harbour walkways, beach parking lots and bike paths.

Source: MyNewsLA
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

An all-time record tide whose documented consequence is shallow flooding of walkways, car parks and bike paths is a record with a published timetable and no effect anyone can distinguish from the tide it replaces.

REALITY CHECK · RECORD WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

Tides are predictable because they are astronomical, so forecasting a record in advance is normal practice rather than a paradox, and the point of the advisory is that a small increase in height can still close roads and flood property. A modest consequence does not make a measurement meaningless.

THE BS DETECTOR

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