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Norway Will Ban AI Glasses Everywhere Except Where There Is Nobody Left to Film

The government proposes a temporary ban covering parks, beaches, schools and kindergartens, and says appropriate use could be where there is no risk of filming people without consent.

Editorial cartoon illustration: A sunny Norwegian beach with fjord cliffs behind it, where a man in a smart overcoat stands alone at the water's edge wearing ordinary-looking spectacles and facing an entirely empty stretch of sand. Behind him, three officials in suits stand on a wooden boardwalk with their backs to him, conferring and pointing inland. Further along the beach a family is folding up a picnic rug and walking away.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

Norway has become the first major country to propose a temporary ban on the use of AI glasses in selected public places, amid growing privacy concerns about wearable technology.

The country's centre-left government said on Monday that it would shortly introduce a law to parliament covering places such as parks, beaches, schools and kindergartens. It will also set up an expert group to propose permanent national rules.

"I am concerned about the introduction of powerful new technology where people risk being photographed, filmed, or recorded without their knowledge," said Torgeir Micaelsen, Norway's digitalisation minister. A temporary ban "will give us time to conduct a thorough assessment and hold an informed debate that can lay the foundation for permanent regulation," he said.

"We do not want a society where people are concerned about hidden audio recordings, photography, and filming in places and situations where they are used to being without being monitored," Micaelsen said. "Such a society can be experienced as unsafe and cause us to withdraw."

Parts of Norwegian society have already acted on their own account. Schools in Oslo have banned the glasses, as has Equinor, the country's biggest company, which has barred them from its offices and offshore facilities.

Other jurisdictions are moving in the same direction. Australia is considering a ban on smart glasses in certain public spaces, and courtrooms in several countries have issued bans as the use of wearable technology spreads.

Norway's government was explicit that it does not want a total ban. It said appropriate use could be where there was no risk of filming people without their consent. It described the proposed ban as a "high priority" and said a draft law would be presented to parliament soon.

The commercial stakes are considerable. US technology companies including Meta, Google and OpenAI believe wearables such as smart glasses could replace mobile phones as the main gateway to artificial intelligence, on the view that talking to a system which listens to daily life is easier than opening an app and typing. Analysts at Counterpoint Research estimate that consumers will spend more than $1 trillion on wearable devices between 2026 and 2032.

It is the exemption, rather than the ban, that repays close reading. The restriction is not on owning the glasses but on using them in the places where people are. Appropriate use, the government says, is use that carries no risk of filming anyone without consent. Taken together, those two sentences describe a device that is lawful in exact proportion to the absence of other human beings.

This newspaper regards it as the first workable definition of a privacy-respecting camera. A camera pointed at nobody cannot record anybody. On that reading the permitted operating environment is the empty field, the closed road, the unvisited stretch of coast outside the bathing season.

The policy is therefore not a restriction on the technology so much as a specification for it, and it arrives with its own acceptance test. The expert group's task is not to decide what the glasses may film. It is to produce a national register of locations containing no one.

The exclusions narrow that register efficiently. Parks and beaches are out, which removes the outdoors on a pleasant day. Schools and kindergartens are out, which removes the outdoors on a weekday morning. What remains is not small, but it is strictly defined: it is wherever the wearer happens to be alone, and it ceases to exist the moment anybody joins them.

The Department of Unnecessary Research has asked the ministry to confirm the one point still outstanding. If the glasses may be worn wherever there is nobody to film, then the wearer is the only remaining subject, and consent was obtained at the point of sale.

PLACES NAMED IN THE PROPOSED BANQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
100Parks
100Beaches
100Schools
100Kindergartens
Illustrative newsroom graphic. These are the example locations the government named for its proposed temporary ban; the list it gave was not exhaustive, and no total ban is proposed.
THE BORING FACT

Norway's government said on Monday it will introduce a law proposing a temporary ban on the use of AI glasses in selected public places such as parks, beaches, schools and kindergartens, and will set up an expert group to propose permanent national rules. It said it does not want a total ban, and that appropriate use could be where there was no risk of filming people without their consent.

Source: Ars Technica
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

If the glasses are only appropriate where there is no risk of filming anyone without consent, then they are lawful exactly in proportion to the absence of other people, which makes the expert group's real job the compilation of a national register of empty places.

REALITY CHECK · DEFINITIONAL INVERSION

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

A conditional exemption describes the circumstances in which a device raises no consent problem; it is not a definition of the device's only lawful use. The proposal is a time-limited restriction in named public places while permanent rules are drafted, not a rule that the glasses may only be used in solitude.

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