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Oklahoma Crater Is 100 Million Years Younger Than Thought, and Has Resigned From the Meteor Shower It Helped Prove

Uranium-lead dating of zircon puts the Ames impact at about 370 million years ago. The fossils that dated it older were telling the truth about the wrong rock.

Editorial cartoon illustration: A geologist in a field hat kneels on a flat Oklahoma wheat plain, holding up a single tiny crystal in a pair of tweezers towards the light. Two colleagues stand beside a small drilling rig behind her, coiling cable. High in the daylight sky above them, a faint ring of rubble arcs around the planet with one clear gap in it.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

A buried crater in northern Oklahoma is about 100 million years younger than it has been recorded as being, according to new dating published in the journal Meteoritics & Planetary Science.

The Ames impact structure is roughly nine miles across and lies entirely beneath the town of Ames and the farmland around it. It was identified in 1991 by an oil company, and the rock it disturbed is a significant oil and gas producer.

Until now the impact had been placed at about 467.5 million years ago, in the Middle Ordovician. A team led by Elizabeth Catlos, an associate professor in the Department of Earth and Planetary Sciences at the University of Texas at Austin, dated zircon crystals from granite that the impact had altered, using uranium-lead radioisotopic dating. The youngest grains give a weighted mean age of 369.7 million years, with an uncertainty of 5.9 million.

That is the Late Devonian. The results were checked using cathodoluminescence and electron backscatter diffraction imaging, work carried out in collaboration with NASA.

"No matter what technique we used, it was coming back to this younger signal," Catlos said.

The revision touches two separate pieces of Earth history. The older date had made Ames a member of the Ordovician Meteor Event, a cluster of North American impacts around 467 million years ago that has been read as evidence of a sharp rise in meteorite arrivals, and which has supported the suggestion that the planet briefly carried a ring of debris in the manner of Saturn.

The new date moves Ames to within a few million years of the Frasnian-Famennian mass extinction, about 372 million years ago, one of the most destructive episodes in the history of marine life.

The team also offers an explanation for the old reading. The impact churned up older material and mixed the fossils into the rocks while preserving them, so the fossils recovered there are genuinely ancient. They record the age of the ground that was hit rather than the moment of collision.

This is the most honest failure in the geological record. The fossils did not mislead anybody. They answered a question nobody had asked them, accurately, for thirty-five years.

The Questionable Times notes the consequence for the Ordovician Meteor Event, which is now one crater short. The event itself has not changed. No new rock has been examined and no impact has been undone. What has happened is that a member has left, which makes a cluster of impacts an administrative category rather than a physical one.

The ring follows from this. Earth's possible Saturn-like ring was inferred from the number of craters of a particular age in North America, and that number has just been reduced by paperwork. The planet's rings are therefore subject to revision at any time, in either direction, by anybody with a mass spectrometer.

Our analysts observe that the new placement is the better one commercially. Ames has moved from being one of several craters that jointly evidenced a ring to being a single nine-mile structure sitting two to three million years before a mass extinction of marine life, which is a far stronger position for one crater to hold, and which the dating alone does not establish.

The Department of Unnecessary Research has asked for one clarification before the chronology is reprinted. If the fossils inside the crater record the age of the ground rather than the age of the event, it would like to know what else in the geological record is currently dating the floor it is standing on.

DATING THE AMES IMPACTQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
100Previous age
79New age
80Devonian extinction
Normalised 0-100 for display in proportion to age: 467.5 million years for the previous estimate, 369.7 million for the new one, and about 372 million for the Frasnian-Famennian extinction.
THE BORING FACT

New uranium-lead dating of zircon crystals from the Ames impact structure in Oklahoma gives a weighted mean age of 369.7 million years, give or take 5.9 million, placing the impact in the Late Devonian rather than the Middle Ordovician, where it had been dated at about 467.5 million years. The structure, about nine miles across and buried beneath the town of Ames, had been counted as part of the Ordovician Meteor Event.

Source: ScienceDaily
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because the Ordovician Meteor Event was inferred from the number of craters of that age, removing Ames by re-dating it reduces the evidence for Earth's former Saturn-like ring through paperwork rather than through any change in the rock.

REALITY CHECK · MISATTRIBUTED EVIDENCE

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

Re-dating one structure removes it from a set, which is exactly how evidence is meant to be revised; the other impacts assigned to the Ordovician event are dated independently and are unaffected. A reclassification is a correction, not a loss of physical evidence.

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