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Tokyo Records 35 Straight Days of Rain, and a Single Dry Afternoon Would Now Cost the City a 140-Year Record

The capital has not had a rainless day since 27 August. Central Tokyo managed 45.8 hours of sunshine this month, the second lowest on record.

Editorial cartoon illustration: A crowded Tokyo pavement crossing in steady rain, where commuters in raincoats share a forest of identical dark umbrellas and look weary. Wet asphalt reflects the grey daylight and a line of parked bicycles stands at the kerb. One commuter in the middle of the crowd is holding up a single limp head of lettuce instead of an umbrella, with complete composure.
Editorial illustration by The Questionable Times. Based on the verified event; scene is illustrative.

Residents of Tokyo woke on Wednesday to a sound that has become familiar: rain against windows and balcony floors. The Japanese capital has now recorded 35 consecutive days of rain, the longest such run since observations began in 1886.

Experts attribute the streak to a combination of climate change and El Niño, which has produced a prolonged front of high pressure over the Pacific Ocean.

The figures are substantial. Central Tokyo was drenched by 629mm of rain, or 24.8 inches, between the start of September and Monday this week, nearly three times the normal level for the period. Over those same weeks the city recorded just 45.8 hours of sunshine, the second lowest on record according to the Mainichi Shimbun, and on 14 days the sun did not appear at all.

The previous record for consecutive rain in Tokyo was 33 days, between 27 June and 29 July 2019. The city has not had a dry day since 27 August.

"Autumn rain fronts are staying longer than usual," Masayuki Kyoda, an official at the Japan Meteorological Agency, told Agence France-Presse. Kyoda said it was difficult to establish a direct link between climate change and this particular streak, though the agency has said in a recent report that "global warming was affecting Japan's weather long-term, including through more precipitation".

The effects have reached the shops. Crop damage in agricultural regions near Tokyo has pushed up vegetable prices, particularly for leafy greens, with one supermarket worker in the capital quoted as saying the price of a head of lettuce had more than doubled, to 450 yen. Residents have also complained of being unable to dry their washing, and of consequent trips to the launderette.

Tokyo's rainy season normally falls in June. This year there have been regular downpours throughout the summer, and the news that the city had not seen a single dry day since late August prompted a wave of social media complaints about what has been christened rain fatigue.

A consecutive-day record is an unusual kind of achievement, because it is the only kind that can be destroyed by good news. The measure is unbroken days. Tokyo is 35 days into the longest run in 140 years of observation, and the run extends itself every morning it continues. One clear afternoon ends it permanently.

That is the city's position, stated plainly. Tokyo now holds a record it cannot keep without the exact conditions it is complaining about, and the 450-yen lettuce is not a cost of the weather. It is the entry fee.

The margin deserves respect. The 2019 benchmark of 33 days stood for seven years and has now been beaten by two, with the lead growing at a rate of one day per day, which is the fastest rate at which any record of this type can be extended. No other discipline permits improvement without effort.

The Japan Meteorological Agency's register, it should be noted, records when a streak ended and not how. A dry Thursday would appear in the archive as the day Tokyo stopped, with no column for the fact that everybody enjoyed it.

The Department of Unnecessary Research has considered what instruments are available to a city wishing to protect such a record, and reports that there is exactly one, that it is held above the head, and that Tokyo already owns several million of them.

The forecast is for more rain. The record is safe.

TOKYO'S LONGEST RUNS OF CONSECUTIVE RAINQUESTIONABLE ANALYTICS
332019 record, in days
35Current run, in days
Real figures: the previous record of 33 consecutive days of rain in 2019 and the current run of 35 days, from Japan Meteorological Agency observations beginning in 1886.
THE BORING FACT

Tokyo has recorded 35 consecutive days of rain, the longest run since records began in 1886, beating the previous record of 33 days between 27 June and 29 July 2019. Central Tokyo received 629mm of rain from the start of September to Monday, nearly three times the normal level, with just 45.8 hours of sunshine over the same period.

Source: The Guardian
OUR PROFESSIONAL CONCLUSION

Because a consecutive-day record is destroyed by a single dry day, Tokyo's 140-year rainfall record is an asset the city can only protect by continuing to endure the weather it is complaining about, which makes the doubled lettuce price an entry fee rather than a cost.

REALITY CHECK · ACHIEVEMENT FRAMING

Unfortunately, there's a small problem.

A meteorological record is a description of what happened, not a prize anyone is competing for or can lose. Treating an archive entry as an asset with an upkeep cost is a framing error, not a fact about Tokyo's weather.

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