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THE READER INTELLIGENCE PROFILE · CONFIDENTIAL

Your Intelligence File

Everything the Department of Unnecessary Research knows about your judgement, compiled from this browser and from nowhere else.

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HOW THE DEPARTMENT KEEPS SCORE

Points are awarded for activity on file, as follows. The figures are published so that nobody can accuse the department of fairness behind closed doors.

ActivityPoints
Each Daily BS Test finished10
Each correct answer2
Each test with a Confidence Calibration of 80 or more5
Each Credulity Meter vote, whichever way it went1
Each conclusion filed for the editor3
Each edition of your best streak3

Ranks are held from 60 points (Amateur Fact Checker), 250 points (Senior Nonsense Analyst), 750 points (Department of Unnecessary Research), 2,000 points (Certified Person On The Internet With An Opinion). Promotion is automatic and demotion does not exist, which puts the department ahead of most employers.

Achievements carry no points. They are their own reward, which is to say none. Topic achievements are awarded for stories on the subject, whichever edition they ran in, so every one of them can still be earned.

Your file is kept in this browser's storage and is never sent to us: clearing your browsing data clears the file. It could be edited by hand, which would say more about you than any score. The Daily BS Test, the Credulity Meter under every article and You Write the Conclusion all add to it.